The Geographical Aspects of Capiz

Definitely Bewitching

Capiz is one of the six provinces of Western Visayas shaped like an open palm. Its pride is an 80 km. coastline abundant with different kinds of fishes and shells all year round making Capiz the Seafood Capital of the Philippines (teh, diin kamu da?!). Its capital is Roxas City and is located at the northeastern portion of Panay Island, bordering Aklan and Antique to the west, and Iloilo to the south. Capiz faces the Sibuyan Sea to the north. Capiz is known for its mother-of-pearl shells that have the same name and are used for decoration, making lampshades, trays, window doors, etc.

Capiz is located on a small island formed by the Panay and Banica rivers. The Panay river used to be famous for the great number of alligators thriving there. The soil is poor in the northern part of the island and is most productive only in the southern part. Capiz is bounded by the Mindoro sea, the Panay, Loctugan and Ivisan rivers.

Our century old churches, unexplored caves that hides extra ordinary treasures. Enchanting waterfalls. That hides on the tropical forest. Wide beaches and isolated coves full of mysteries that are to be explored. Wonders at its best. Captivating travelers that are bold enough to explore the beauty of Capiz.

City

• Roxas City

Municipalities

Cuartero Dao Dumalag Dumarao Ivisan Jamindan Ma-ayon Mambusao

Panay Panitan Pilar Pontevedra President Roxas Sapi-an or Sapian Sigma Tapaz

Capiz Hymn - Lyrics

by Charmaine Ocbeña Guartero and adopted on June 23, 2006

O Capiz duog nga hamili

Dunang manggad sang

Diyos pinili, kadagatan

Mo kag kabukiran

Pagatatapon imong kabuganaan

Capiz matahum nga ngalan

Sa tagipusuon ikaw

Mapahamtang dumuluong ka o

Capizeno man ang

Kagayon sa gihapon

Nahamut’an

Chorus:

O, Capiz Capiz bisan

Diin kami padulong

O, Capiz Capiz imo

Ngalan pagadal’on

Capiz probinsiya nga

Pinasahi bilidhon ang mga

Palanublion ipadayon, palig-onon

Itib-ong Capiznon tanan

Magahugpong

O, Capiz Capiz bisan

Diin kami padulong

O, Capiz Capiz imo

Ngalan pagadal’on

O, Capiz Capiz bisan

Diin kami padulong

O, Capiz Capiz imo

Ngalan pagadal’on

Imo ngalan pagadal-on

The Unconventionals

Human beings are the highest form of living organisms. Though us humans are very complex members of the society, we also have flaws. First of all there are the flaws of the nervous system specifically the brain. If you think this flaw is like your head being filled up with Ammonia, Helium, Hydrogen, Lead, Carbonic Acid, Hydrochloric Acid and most importantly OXYGEN, you are obviously wrong. You would end up making the Periodic Table of Elements as your head then. Though I know a particular person that act like he/she (playing safe) has all the elements and compounds locked up in his/her (once again playing safe) head. People, especially me, think he's a mumbo-jumbo or something. Fact number one guyz, he has a mental complication or some kind of a disease that seem like the combination of ADHD, Cerebral Palsy, Autism, Cysts in the brain, Brain Tumors and the best of them all Alzheimer's disease (no offense).

Yes, there are a lot of disadvantages when you are unconventional. I wouldn't state those "disadvantages" it would be very unfair.

So what is this "advantage" that I'm blabbing about?

We all know that there are two major organs that does the decision making. Our MIND - tells us what's right and wrong etcetera etcetera. It decides in a logical way leaving us unhappy though it makes the right choice. Our HEART - the one that decides on what makes us happy but doesn't really make the right choices all the time.

The point I'm trying to make is if a person has a malfunctioned brain, that person only has his/her heart to do all the deciding stuff which makes this person very happy about the choice made. Especially when it comes to love. This person would just follow his/her heart's decision without his/her stupid brain to interfere. The good part is PEOPLE TRY TO AND UNDERSTAND THAT PERSON!!! People would think that it's normal for that person to do this and that because he/she is abnormal (no offense). Comparing the situation to us normal people, we have the "two organs" for the decision making which frequently causes conflict. This conflict makes us confused making us more depressed. If we make a move when it comes to love people would think that we're out of our minds.

I sometimes think that if I only have my heart to decide I would be very happy and I won't care what people would think or say but I would end up making the wrong choice. If we would have only one of those organs, either the heart or the mind, we would still go to a dead end.

This time, "The Unconventionals" win.

13 sign's you're falling in love

1- You can't stay mad at him\her 4 more than a minute or 2 u actually have
to try hard to stay mad
2- You'll read his\her IMS over and over again
3- You'll walk really slow while you're with him\her
4- you'll feel shy whenever you're with him\her
5- While thinking about him\her your heart will beat faster and faster
6- By listening to his\her voice you'll smile for no reason
7- While looking at him\her ...you cant see the other people around u you
can see only that person
8- You'll start listening to slow songs
9- He\she becomes all u think about
10- You'll get high just by their smell
11- You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when u think of them
12- You'll do anything 4 him\her
13- While reading this , there was one person on your mind the whole time

ooohh..PINK!!! it's probably obvious who posted this.

A Little Something About Love

You know what’s sad about love?

It’s when you happen to know that theirs just no hope for being together yet you still pray to make it work.

It’s when your mind says let go but your heart says hold on..

it’s when you dream of that person almost every night only to wake up in the morning with tears in your eyes..

and most of all it’s when no matter how you try to forget that person you just cant.

coz of the fact that you love that person and you just don’t know why…..

Below are some of the pick-up lines usually used to melt someone’s heart.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
“Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?”
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You - “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

Nalipay Gid?

JOKE 1
Dowry/Nuptial Presents
Isang Pinoy ang nagtayo ng Company sa isang bansa sa Asia. Makalipas ang apat na buwan, dumalo siya sa party ng Ambassador. Doon sa Embassy, nakita niya ang napakagandang Secretary ng Amb. Sabay ligaw agad ang Pinoy. Tradition dito sa bansa, pag nanligaw ka, magbibigay ka ng dowry/nuptial presents para makapag-asawa ka. Sasabihin agad ng babae kung ano ang gusto niya.

Babae: 1st dowry, bigyan mo ako ng 14 carat gold wedding band at 72 carat diamond ring. Tumawag ang Pinoy sa cell phone at sinabi sa kaniyang Accountant ang kailangan. Sabi ng Accountant, walang problema. Naisip ng Secretary na 'easy' lang pala ang unang request kaya't tataasan niya ang susunod na dowry.

Babae: 2nd dowry, magpatayo ka ng 60 acre mansion sa New York at 40 acre summer home in France. Tinawag ng Pinoy ang kaniyang Broker sa NY at France. Sagot ng mga Broker, wala rin problema.

Babae: 3rd dowry pakakasal lang ako kung 10 inches ang "ari" mo! Dahil dito, biglang namutla ang Pinoy at hindi makapag-salita agad.

Babae: Akala mo, kaya mong lahat ang dowry ko. Wala ka pala ibubuga tungkol doon sa ari mo!

Pinoy: Sorry po, maski na masakit, ipapaputol ko na rin ang ari ko sa haba na 10 inches long!

JOKE 2
Mataas ang Timbang
Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!

JOKE 3

GALILEO: great mind.

EINSTEIN: genius mind.

NEWTON: xtra ordinary mind.

BILL GATES: brilliant mind.

ME?
nvermind, as long as im cute, i don't mind(--,)

JOKE 4

Small boy wrote to Santa Claus: ” Send me a baby brother”!

Santa wrote back: ” Send me your mother”! Hohohoho,..Advance mery xmas!

JOKE 5
whenever ur stressed & abt 2 give up
rmmber.. STRESSED is jst DESSERTS
spelled bckwards..
so it's just..
a piece of cake! just relaxx!!..

JOKE 6
GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank you..bt i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.

JOKE 7
Teacher - Renato, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Renato - Hindi po, Mam.
Teacher - Rowena, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Rowena - Hindi rin po, Mam.
Teacher - Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?
Jasmine - Mam, baka sa kabilang section siya...

JOKE 8
ashes - a vou
ballon - lo vou
car - re vou
cough - u vou
drug - sha vou
goodbye - ba vou
hazy - mala vou
naked - hu vou
pipe - tu vou
cute - a cou (joke lang po ...hehehe)


JOKE 9
Vote 4 me
4 president dz 2010 election.
mgli2ngkod s byan
mgpa2tau ng pasugalan drugs s loob
ng skwelahan
computeran pra s mga kbataan
at pg aq binoto nyo,
ipinangako q
lhat ng "tambay" my sweldo
mga adik penxonado..
mga lasingero my sriling disco.


JOKE 10
Teacher - Use the word "beautiful" in a sentence?
Student - "My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?"
Teacher - Thank you, it's very flattering. Now, translate it in Tagalog.
Student - "Ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?"

-to be updated-

Who The Heck Are We?

We're so cool, ice cubes shiver....
We're so damn hot, the sun sweats....
We're so glamorous that glitter is jealous....
You may think you're the center of attention but then we show up....
You may think you turn heads...but we....we break necks...

The Comrades/Associates/Members:

Jim Paolo Macalipay
- gifted to have the ability to vanquish even the most complex algebraic equations. He's a nice guy. "Formulate it, He'll solve it".

Francis Dave Selorio
- he's champion when it comes to Philippine History. He knows who, what, when, where and why when it involves such times. "Forgot when? He remembers then".

Stephanie Palacios
- hmmm... She's undefinable...... "Eat it, She'll pay for it". haha

Joanna Francessca De Matias
- the nosebleeder, fighter, classmate, sister, speaker, and best friend. When you insult her she would fight back saying a statement that would hurt you to the bones. So better yet not mess with her. When she listens to her Ipod, its like she has her own world. She's the fragile type that can fight back. "Bet it, She'll prove it".

Adore us...Despise us.... Whatever!! Hell we care... When we're around better stand your ground... But don't be scared... We're the friendly types...